So last weekend I went ice skating at the outdoor ice skating rink downtown Houston. If you park on the street at night its free so thats what my friends and I did. Well, we had a splendid time! Probably one of my best nights ever, no lie! So we're leaving and I get back to my car and whatdoyouknow but I had LEFT MY WINDOW DOWN in downtown Houston. Klutzy me! Luckily no harm was done to my car but really...
A few weeks ago I was booking plane tickets for my trip to New Mexico for the Christmas break and I was all excited that they weren't too expensive yet and just without thinking booked a roundtrip ticket....FROM ALBUQUERQUE TO HOUSTON AND BACK...instead of booking a ticket from Houston to Albuquerque and back. (so that is number 1 oops for the night) I was like, no big deal, its a non refundable ticket but with Southwest you can cancel a ticket and put that money towards another flight, no problem! So I cancel the ticket, find the times and dates that I need, make sure its starting in the right place and then I BUY another ticket. You may be confused right now but let me explain: Instead of using the funds I had just charged for the first plane ticket I just go ahead and without thinking about it charge another roundtrip ticket to my Mom's credit card. Whoops! Needless to say it was not my finest moment and I left and went to church immedietly following that for fear of being beaten! (not really but I felt really bad and slightly stupid)
Last night I was home by myself after a long beginning of the week taking 4 finals in 3 days and had an already opened up bottle of "Kroger" red wine in the kitchen that I was going to pour myself a nice little glass and enjoy while watching tv while I was by myself. Haha, I could not for the life of me get that darn cork out of the darn bottle. It was a bit commical i'm sure if you had been a fly on the wall but very frustrating for me, the person who wanted the wine. I finally got it open and when I did...spilled it EVERYWHERE. All over my shirt, the kitchen counter, the floor. Luckily not anywhere that it would stain or couldn't be whiped up but nonetheless, it was already opened, shouldn't have been that hard!
To add to the last story, enjoying my glass of wine last night I was sitting on the couch and sat the glass of wine on the floor at my feet and totally forgot about it. I probably drank about 5 sips because I just kept forgetting I had it. I get up to go to bed and totally KNOCK IT OVER, all over my mom's living room rug. Again, LUCKILY its a really dark rug so no one was hurt in the process but still not my brightest moment! oops!
And then today, I was up by the shelf in the living room that houses our 10 DVD's (we have a pretty sad collection, or should I say, my parents do) and I was looking for the Sound of Music to watch it because it's amazing and thats what I wanted to watch. In the process, I knock over another dvd case that falls squarely on my foot...on my big toe, and decides to hit right at the part of your toe where your nail meets the skin. It hurt! And it bled...for like 5 minutes! My mom laughed at me for that!
The funny thing about all these stories is that these are only the ones that either were majorly klutzy or happened within the last 24 hours. The one good thing that comes out of being so retarded sometimes is that it provides some good ol fashioned laughter among myself and those are so blessed to be witnesses to my lack of grace!
*** Here's to not falling over, running into a wall, or driving off a cliff anymore or anytime soon!!!
